15 Most Difficult Would You Rather Questions ANSWERED BY ME!
Jazzy P, you're next!
1. Would you rather...
a. Live one 1,000 year life
b. Or live ten 100 year lives?
The reason I choose B. is because I have more variety and from the first life I will learn valuable lessons to help me in the next lives. Plus, I don't want to see all my friends and family DIE.
2. Would you rather...
a. Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
b. Or feel like you need to sneeze or not be able to for the rest of your life?
I would hate to have hiccups all the time because imagine making an important presentation while going
HIC - HIC - HIC!
3. Would you rather...
a. Have the ability to read minds but be illiterate
b. Or have just the ability to read?
4. Would you rather...
a. Watch your parents have sex every day for a year?
b. Join in once to make it stop
EWWWWW! WTF?! No just NO! Next Question!
5. Would you rather...
a. Eat chocolate flavoured poop
b. Or poop flavoured chocolate?
6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful man. Would you rather...
a. They are top half fish?
b. Or they are bottom half fish?
My own hunky Merman!
7. Would you rather...
a. Fart popcorn?
b. Or have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?
Farting popcorn sounds incredibly painful...
8. Would you rather...
a. Go to Hogwarts as a Muggle
b. Or live in a world of Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps
9. Would you rather...
a. Have a vagina on your forehead?
b. Or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosauraus?
At least I could cover it up, right? Doesn't mean I wanna be a slut and have tensomes!
10. Would you rather...
a. Have a bell go off every time you're aroused?
b. Feel a sharp pain in your side every time someone says your name?
The bell won't go off very often, though
11. Would you rather...
a. Have accordions for legs
b. Or have a HUGE belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music
Just imagine how much belly button lint you would have... EURGH!
12. Would you rather...
a. Have sex with a goat, but no one knows that you did?
b. Or NOT have sex with a goat, but everything THINKS you did it?
I can keep a secret...
13. Would you rather...
a. Live in a world where huge friendly gummy bears walk around
b. Or live in a world where hoverboards never exist?
They'd be my best friends! And, I really need a hover board. Make my life so much easier!
14. Would you rather...
a. Live the rest of your life with Cheetos dust on your fingers
b. Or have taste buds in your butt?
15. And now, the hardest question: Would you rather...
a. Have a side soup
b. Have a side salad!!!!!!!!!
ok I will do the Heidelberg version!!!!
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