I have several memos on my phone filled with quotes I hear people around me say or I find in TV shows or even what I myself said! Some are funny, some are poetic, some are just damn weird. So here they are:
"The heater keeps the b*tches away because they are cold!"
"Are you busy?"
"Yes, I was just about to put out a new doormat saying 'Go away'."
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| Spencer Hastings |
"I was really hoping for some shock therapy but you could just wire me to a toaster and put it on top brown only." - Spencer Hastings, Pretty Little Liars
"I'm gonna start my car and run you over" - Media teacher says to delinquent boys in class LOL
*hold out palm* This is how much I care about your opinion
"You're a b*tch."
"Takes one to know one."
"Love is like a butterfly. It settles upon you when you least expect it."
"Lies were made to be told
Secrets were made to be shared
Promises were made to be broken
Nothing was made to be hidden
For the secrets and lies are forbidden."
- Aishabella
Saw this on a bumper sticker:
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons as you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
"Yes bananas let's make a smoothie!" - me cheering my team on (we had yellow sashes on)
I broke up with a tree today - Shayma 04/09/15 3:48p.m.
"Take your generator off my bramble bush." Mr. Feeny, Boy Meets World Season 3 Episode 5
"Haven't you ever heard of knocking?"
"I've heard of it but I don't subscribe to the practice."
"Why are you so mean, Dean?"
"Cause you make me so tense, Spence." - Pretty Little Liars
"Why fight when you have Wifi?" - Me
"Who died and made you Oprah?" - Caleb Episode 11, Season 5, Pretty Little Liars
"Just because it's called Miss Universe doesn't mean it's for people from another planet."
"You look great...I was talking about your teeth not your face." - Deaglan
"I forgot to take a picture of my shower." - Spencer BM 23/10/15
"Shush your mush." Shayma 24/10/15
"How do you make a napkin dance? Put a little boogie in it." - Kevin Hart
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"Sorry, nature was calling," said Will.
"What did it say?" asked Alice.
"Nothing you want to know."
"Do you want to hear a joke about sodium?"
"Na."
"Magic - it starts with the respect of its power. Then the belief that you deserve such power." - Queen of Hearts
"The only hottie I sleep with at night is my hot water bottle." I thought of this one randomly one night.
"Why do you wear such tight pants?" asked Sophie
"It forces all the blood to my heart," replied Alex
"I wear heels bigger than your d*ck and I don't even wear heels!"
"I say everything on my mind #nofilter" - Me
The invention of the broom really swept the nation, but the invention of the wheel was what really got things rolling
Have you ever had a sundae before?
No I've only had a Saturday
I get flushed a lot so I must be a toilet - Me
How do you drown a hipster?
In the MAINstream
The umbilical cord can get wrapped around a baby's neck. What does that tell you about it? - Mum
- That it's very long - Shayma
The hunger games are the YEAST of our problems BUN intended
I should be PUNished for making all these puns (I really should haha)
Do you want to go get coffee and catch-up?
Sorry I don't like ketchup with my coffee - Mum 03/12/15
"It's midnight and you hear some really crazy sounds," I said.
"Yeah, like your BREATHING," Shayma shot back. 05/12/15
"I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned by their motives." Lindsey Summers
"Can you speak more human?" Shayma 11/12/15
"Yes I am afraid of stairs they are always UP to something." Ben J. Pierce
"With great power comes great electricity bills." Ben. J. Pierce - Chicken Nuggets of Wisdom
"Less is more unless it's money so in that case PLEASE PAY ME!" Ben J. Pierce
"There are plenty of fish in the sea and one of them is called Nemo and we HAVE TO FIND HIM!" Ben J. Pierce
Just kidding you're all beautiful! xoxox
And now I'm going to say goodbye to you from this post...but I will be back for December favourites so keep an eye out for that!
Let me know which quote was your favourite, or perhaps you have a few to share with me?
;)
But just remember:
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